-Already in pique physical condition.
-Logical career step after winning Olympic bronze medal in Tug O War.
-Putting years of giant Q-Tip fight training to good use.
-Casual friday leotards.
-Get to bully nerds on national television/fight for my country.
-Follow in the footsteps of my father: Razer McLaserbeam.
-Swore never to fire a tennis ball cannon again.
-Rendered sterile in final stage of training program.
-Legs and back workout moved to to Tuesdays and Thursdays due to shooting schedule.
-Occasionally summoned to defend Earth Realm.
-Constantly overshadowed by accomplishments of my father: Razer McLaserbeam.
-I'm in my late 20's and this show has been cancelled for years.